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Posle ovih divnih uputstva znacete kako sa momcima u plavom… 😛 Kad vas policija iduci put zaustavi, probajte neke od ovih stvari: 1. Ako policajac prica s tobom, pretvaraj se da si gluv. 2. Pitaj ga mozes li vidjeti njegov pistolj. 3. Ako ti neda, nego te pita zasto, reci … Ceo teksthttp://www.blic.rs/_customfiles/Image/slike/2008/12_decembar/27/vojvodina/policija-x.jpg