Nisam o tome hteo da pisem. Hteo sam da kazem kako jedne zime nisam dotakao sneg golim rukama iako ga je bilo mesecima. Neverovatno ali je tako.<\/p>\n
A ove zime jos nije ni pao kako ume, a ja sam overio sneg obema. Nije da sam hteo, nisam.\u00a0 Ali kad te onaj odozgo pogleda kako ne treba, onda se jednostavno desi.<\/p>\n
Elem, u petak ujutro morao sam poslom da odem na jedno mesto a da se vratim kracim putem, a jos kad obaveze pritisnu, pa jos vremensko ogranicenje, onda uvek neka jurnjava i zurba. E sad, morao sam da prodjem izmedju dve planine. Nas cetvoro u Ladi Nivi i nemamo problema, a ispred nas neki kombi koji ima poteskoca na uzbrdici. Gledam ga, cak sam ga i slikao, a on jedva ide, proklizava na snegu i muci se jadnik samo tako. U jednom trenutku ni makac napred, moz samo nazad, a nama se zuri samo tako…<\/p>\n
I tu ja u trenutku donesem pogresnu odluku: da izadjem i guram kako bi mogao da krene napred, a put uzan, nikako ne mogu da ga obidjem, pa reko ajde, nije mi ni prvi ni zadnji put da nekoga guram.<\/p>\n
I taman kad sam obema rukama zapeo o zadnji kraj kombija, u istom trenutku mi obe, ali OBE noge istovremneo na ledu ( sakriven ispod snega) odlete svojim putem, a ja onako kao daska prospem se celom tezinom na led. Uh, sexxru mu i majku i sve sto mi je palo na pamet. Pa krenam da skocim na noge lagane, al oces malo sutra… Led a ja kao na jajima…<\/p>\n
A dlanovi bride, ma jos me bole… Sneg uleteo kroz rukave pa me nervira jos i vise od toga sto me svaka koska na telu boli… Protreso sam se kao da sam, ne daj Boze ,pao sa prvog sprata. Ne secam se kad sam se tako prosuo na snegu i ledu, a padao sam, nije da nisam, samo ovog puta , nekako bas nezgodno…<\/p>\n
Pisem ovo a sve me boli kao da mi se malopre to isto desilo a ne u petak.<\/p>\n
Kakav blam, kakav lom…<\/p>\n
Okrtenem se onako nadrkan, a ovi u kolima ozbiljni kao na sahranu da posli. Imam osecaj da nisu smeli ni da pomisle da se nasmeju a kamoli da me ista pitaju. Cute a ja spreman da ujedam.<\/p>\n
Pa mi zao sto cute, sto me makar ne pitaju : kako sam, ako vec ne umiru od smeha od prizora koji su videli,lol…Cute oni a meni dlanovi bride, ne mogu volan da drzim kako treba…cutim i ja, ko me jebe, ko jebe i njih, bem ti sneg i led i sve zimske carolije…<\/p>\n
I da ne davim vise ( primecujem kako sve vise vulgarnosti iz mene izlazi dok ovaj post pisem), na kraju da se pohvalim kako sam fin i kako sam po ko zna koji put pomogao nekome u trenutku kada mu je pomoc trebala ( majke mu ga pa njemu i njegovom kombiju bez zimske opreme i sa svim celavim gumama na njemu, a i meni finom )…<\/p>\n
ps. ko vidi u ovom postu neku vulgarnu rec , evo izvinjavam mu se i masem crvenim, bolnim\u00a0 dlanovima obe ruke… Deda mase rucicama !!! Masite i vi Dedi ali se smejte u sebi, sve me boli…<\/p>\n
Mozda i nije tako lepo kad je samo sljapavica umesto prelepog belog snega, ali kad sneg padne, a zatim odmah pocne da se topi, nista drugo i ne preostaje osim sljapavice koja kvasi obucu vise nego kada je samo kisa u pitanju… Nisam o tome hteo da pisem. Hteo sam \u2026<\/p>\n
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<\/a> Mozda i nije tako lepo kad je samo sljapavica umesto prelepog belog snega, ali kad sneg padne, a zatim odmah pocne da se topi, nista drugo i ne preostaje osim sljapavice koja kvasi obucu vise nego kada je samo kisa u pitanju…<\/p>\n