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\u017dena pe\u010de mu\u017eu jaja za doru\u010dak. Odjednom mu\u017e uleti u kuhinju.<\/p>\n

“Pazi. PAZI!! Stavi jo\u0161 malo ulja! Oh, Bo\u017ee! Pe\u010de\u0161 ih previ\u0161e istovremeno. PREVI\u0160E! Okreni ih! SAD IH OKRENI!
\nTreba jo\u0161 ulja. Joj! GDJE \u0107emo na\u0107i JO\u0160 ULJA? ZALEPIT \u0106E se!! Pazi… PAZI!! Rekao sam ti PAZI!! NIKAD me ne slu\u0161a\u0161 dok kuva\u0161! Nikad!Okreni ih! Po\u017euri! Jesi LUDA? Jesi li TOTALNO poudela? Ne zaboravi ih posoliti. Zna\u0161, uvijek ih zaboravi\u0161 posoliti. Posoli. POSOLI! POSOLI!”<\/p>\n

\u017dena ga zaprepa\u0161teno pogleda:<\/p>\n

– “\u0160to je s tobom? Misli\u0161 da ne znam ispe\u0107i nekoliko jaja?”<\/p>\n

Mu\u017e mirno odgovori:<\/p>\n

-“Ne, samo sam ti hteo pokazati kako je meni dok vozim.” <\/p>\n

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