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Prilikom svoje jutarnje \u0161etnje, doktor je primetio stariju gospo\u0111u koja je sedela na stepenicama pred svojom ku\u0107om i pu\u0161ila cigaru. Pri\u0161ao joj je i rekao: “Nisam mogao ne primetiti kako ste sretni! U \u010demu je tajna va\u0161eg zadovoljstva?”<\/p>\n

“Dnevno popu\u0161im desetak ovakvih cigara”, odgovori bakica. “Pre spavanja maznem debeli d\u017eoint, a osim toga svakog dana popijem u proseku flasu viskija, a hranim se samo kod McDonaldsa ili jedem Mars i sli\u010dne stvari. Uopste ne ve\u017ebam, a vikendima se natrpam Ecstasyjem i seksam do iznemoglosti…”<\/p>\n

“Pa to je fascinantno”, re\u010de doktor. “Koliko vam je godina?”<\/p>\n

“Trideset\u010detri!”<\/strong>, re\u010de bakica…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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