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{"id":2084,"date":"2009-07-22T13:02:01","date_gmt":"2009-07-22T11:02:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dedabor.com\/?p=2084"},"modified":"2009-07-22T13:02:01","modified_gmt":"2009-07-22T11:02:01","slug":"ekstra-vic-dana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dedabor.com\/humor\/ekstra-vic-dana\/","title":{"rendered":"Ekstra vic dana"},"content":{"rendered":"
Neka \u017eena ulazi u centar za socijalni rad, a prati je ravno petnaestero dece. \n– Au, jekne socijana radnica. Nisu valjda svi va\u0161i?! \n– Ma, jesu – odgovori mama tonom koji je odavao kako je ve\u0107 bezbroj puta odgovarala na to pitanje. \n– Dobro onda. Moram i vas i njih upisati u knjigu. Recite mi njihova imena. \n– Ovo je moj najstariji sin; zove se Sa\u0161a \u2013 krene \u017eena nabrajati. A ovo je najstarija k\u0107i, Sa\u0161a. Slede\u0107a se k\u0107i zove Sa\u0161a, a onda se rodio sin, Sa\u0161a. \n– Zar se i svi ostali zovu Sa\u0161a? \u2013 upita, sve ne veruju\u0107i, socijalna radnica. \n– Pa, da; zapravo je to vrlo prakti\u010dno. Primera radi , kad ih zovem na ru\u010dak, samo viknem Sa\u0161a i svi dotr\u010de. Kad \u017eelim zaustaviti nekog ko ho\u0107e jurnuti na put, viknem Sa\u0161a i kogod da je, odmah stane. To mi je valjda bila najpametnija odluka \u2013 sve ih isto nazvati. \nSocijalna radnica malo razmisli o tim argumentima, a onda oprezno upita: \n– To razumijem, ali \u0161to ako ho\u0107ete da do\u0111e samo jedno, odre\u0111eno, dete a ne cela gomila njih? \n– A, onda ih zovem prezimenom!<\/p>\n