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Ovo je istinito pismo koje je napisao jedan regrut da bi se oslobodio slu\u017eenja vojnog roka u Italiji:<\/o:p><\/span> \n“Po\u0161tovani gospodine ministre odbrane!<\/o:p><\/span> \nDozvolite mi da Vam iznesem neke \u010dinjenice, koje \u0107e Vam mnogo \u0161to\u0161ta objasniti u re\u0161avanju mog slucaja. Trenutno \u010dekam poziv za odslu\u017eenje vojnog roka u italijanskoj vojsci.<\/o:p><\/span> \nImam 24 godine i o\u017eenjen sam 44-godi\u0161njom udovicom, koja ima 25-godi\u0161nju \u0107erku. Tu \u0107erku je o\u017eenio moj otac. Tako je otac postao moj zet, jer je o\u017eenjen \u0107erkom moje \u017eene. Istovremeno je \u0107erka moje \u017eene postala moja ma\u0107eha. \nU januaru smo moja \u017eena i ja dobili sina, postao sam otac. To dete je brat \u017eene moga oca, dakle \u0161urak moga oca. Ali istovremeno je i moj ujak, jer je brat moje ma\u0107ehe, to jest moj sin je istovremeno i moj ujak. Dva meseca kasnije je i \u017eena moga oca dobila sina, koji je moj brat, po\u0161to je sin moga oca, ali pak takode i moj unuk, po\u0161to je sin \u017eenine \u0107erke. Dakle, ja sam brat moga unuka i po\u0161to je mu\u017e majke neke osobe istovremeno njen otac, iz toga sledi, da sam otac cerke moje \u017eene, to jest i brat njenoga sina. Dakle ja sam svoj sopstveni deda!<\/o:p><\/span> \nOvim obrazlo\u017eenjem, po\u0161tovani gospodine ministre, Vas molim da me oslobodite vojne obaveze, po\u0161to po zakonu, otac, sin i unuk ne mogu istovremeno da slu\u017ee vojni rok.<\/o:p><\/span> \nMolim za razumevanje i povoljno re\u0161enje mog slul\u010daja!”<\/o:p><\/span> \n(U aktima ovog mladi\u0107a je pisalo: Osoba je razre\u0161ena vojne obaveze zbog psihi\u010dkih poreme\u0107aja i mentalne nestabilnosti, koji su posledica nesre\u0111enih porodi\u010dnih odnosa!)<\/p>\n
Stari isecak iz novina ,, Danas ,,…<\/p>\n
ps.mislio sam da naslovim ovaj post sa ,, ZAJEB NAD ZAJEBIMA,,\u00a0 ali mi se malo slosilo posle procitanog teksta i kombinatorike ovog psihicki poremecenog i mentalno nestabilnog porodicno nesredjenog potencijalnog vojnika,lol…<\/p>\n
Ovo je istinito pismo koje je napisao jedan regrut da bi se oslobodio slu\u017eenja vojnog roka u Italiji: “Po\u0161tovani gospodine ministre odbrane! Dozvolite mi da Vam iznesem neke \u010dinjenice, koje \u0107e Vam mnogo \u0161to\u0161ta objasniti u re\u0161avanju mog slucaja. Trenutno \u010dekam poziv za odslu\u017eenje vojnog roka u italijanskoj vojsci. Imam \u2026<\/p>\n