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Jedan od onih matematickih profesora \u0161to vole da ka\u017eu: Samo Bog zna za 5, \nja znam za 4, a vi, u najboljem slucaju, mo\u017eete dobiti 3, odlucio \niznenaditi klince, \npa im zadao neobican zadatak, otprilike ovako:<\/p>\n
‘Zamislite da ste, sa jo\u0161 25 putnika, u autobusu, koji se krec’e brzinom 60 \nkm\/h, pravac jugozapad, temperatura je +20 st.C, pored puta tece potok u kome \nje temperatura vode +14st.C, \u0161oferu fale 2 prednja zuba, i subota je… \nKoliko ja imam godina?’<\/p>\n
U razredu, naravno, muk, profa se slavodobitno smije… Mali Perica di\u017ee 2 \nprsta, profa cinicno – ”ajde…’, pa ka\u017ee:<\/p>\n
‘Vi imate 44 godine!’<\/p>\n
‘Bravo! Kako si pogodio?’<\/p>\n
‘Pa jednostavno…kod nas u kvartu ima jedan Mika, on ima 22, i svi ka\u017eu da \nje polu-idiot.’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Jedan od onih matematickih profesora \u0161to vole da ka\u017eu: Samo Bog zna za 5, ja znam za 4, a vi, u najboljem slucaju, mo\u017eete dobiti 3, odlucio iznenaditi klince, pa im zadao neobican zadatak, otprilike ovako: ‘Zamislite da ste, sa jo\u0161 25 putnika, u autobusu, koji se krec’e brzinom 60 \u2026<\/p>\n